Lee Jordan

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Mar. 25th, 2008 @ 02:43 pm
So uh. Don't date girls who trick you into joining cults, kids.

Jan. 17th, 2008 @ 09:14 pm
I've got pics too! Join me on a journey through time and space, in which we witness The Amazing Feats and Levels of Lee Jordan's Incredible Hair!

( Down here! )

Jan. 15th, 2008 @ 03:53 pm


My niece is gonna be the coolest bloody person in the WORLD when she grows up. Check out that .05 second eyebrow morph! You know who she learned that from? Oh yeah, that would be her Uncle Lee. Well. Even if it wasn't I'm taking credit for it anyway.


Darcy and Mike and Sadie finally left last night, and it's weird. Felt a lot more normal when everyone was here for Christmas, and now it's just me and Mum and Da and Gramps. I'm used to Abbie not being around, she's at school all the time, but it's all freaky and quiet all the time without our resident baby tossing things down the toilet. And Darcy's all like "Lee, you're going to turn into Uncle Paul." I am NOT Uncle Paul. I'm not living in mum's basement at 42.


Maybe I do need to move out. I don't WANT to. I still like my room with the glowy stars on the ceiling.


And suddenly it's not cool to live in your mum's house and still get your sheets changed for you anymore. When'd that happen?

Dec. 20th, 2007 @ 09:22 pm
Hey Ang. You should come down to the station. There's some of that demon mistletoe shite hanging up and I know how you love that stuff.

Dec. 12th, 2007 @ 02:12 pm
She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Nov. 29th, 2007 @ 01:00 am
OKAY KIDS, it's 1 AM and you should be in bed. But SINCE YOU'RE NOT and y'all're obviously tuned into DJ Puddin's Midnight Mix, we've got another contest for y'all.

We're giving away Broomstick tickets for their December 15th show in Bristol to the first person who can properly identify the secret message coded into the 5th song of their album The Bluest Of Blue Waters In Which I Drown Loudly But Am Tuned Out By The Uncaring Universe when played backwards. Identify the message AND the song it's played in. Come on, COMMON KNOWLEDGE, we're practically giving these away!

Nov. 24th, 2007 @ 02:38 am
I think Gramps just had a heart attack.


~OperATion~

Nov. 22nd, 2007 @ 03:51 pm
SO UH. Hey guys, it's the most important day of the year, and I think that important day requires GREAT CELEBRATIONS. Would it be possible for certain parties who have endured poorly timed dramas and wrongdoings and such be able to put aside these travesties if only for this one night of fantastic celebration? I THINK YOU SHOULD because I'm Lee, and I said so.

That is all.

Nov. 10th, 2007 @ 02:13 am
Hey kids.

Don'tdrink and apparate.


That's about it.

Man, I liked tnat 6th toe, too.

Sep. 28th, 2007 @ 10:31 pm
Man, you all are chatterboxes. I gotta sleep when the sun's up, and I can't keep up with anything. Price I pay for being the hottest psudo-vamp DJ ever, eh? You know it.

But now I'm at the station, waiting for MC Snoreman to finish putting my audience to sleep so I can wake them back up. And you'd better all be listening in! It's a Friday Night, you best not be sleeping already.

Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 12:32 am
Hello hello my ladies and gents of the wizarding populous. The time is currently midnight and a half. If you're reading this right after it goes live, spend a moment to ask yourself "Hey. What am I still doing up?" If you can answer that and aren't reading this in your sleep, ask yourself this second question: "Am I listening to DJ Puddin's Midnight Mix on the A dial?"

If the answer's no, you should be! We'll be here all night, and... I gotta change the record, hold up.


ALL RIGHT I AM BACK and taking requests. Keep them reasonable and don't you DARE be requesting any Wallace Grindylow because I will NOT be playing it and YES I am talking to you, Mindy Meadowes of Bathwater!

Man, I am never going to get tired of this, I swear.

Aug. 30th, 2007 @ 09:54 pm
( You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice. )
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